just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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