gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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