We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Randomize
