I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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