Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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