Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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