I'm drive I can fine osifer
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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