He kissed a someone with a penis
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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