Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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