You really coming over, don't trick.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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