So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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