Sponge bath it is.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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