margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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