if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You ate ashes out of my bong
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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