he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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