New invention idea: vibrating tampons
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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