And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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