"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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