Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Houston, we have a blender
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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