Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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