Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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