Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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