Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It's never too late to be topless.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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