problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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