Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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