Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He shit in the fireplace
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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