Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
