Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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