I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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