Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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