So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Randomize