chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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