It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
and you said cock pushups were impossible
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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