After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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