I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Two words: nipple clamps
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