we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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