I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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