your room smells of hookers.
And success
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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