I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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