I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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