am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
