they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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