I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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