Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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