remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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