Do vagina's smell?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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