I have demons in me.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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