Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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