I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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