No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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