bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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