Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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