ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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