The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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