i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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