So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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